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Наткнулась тут на совершенно прелестную штуку - генератор сюжетов. :alles: Если охота посмеяться или, наоборот, взбудоражить воображение и исполниться новых оригинальных идей, - самое то! Вот честно, у меня такое ощущение, что кое-что из этого я даже читала. :-D

Как вам, например, фентезийный лавбургер с такой интригой?

In this story, a calm jailer is in love with a blacksmith who secretly worships forbidden gods - all thanks to a reconciliation. Yet, how can a garbageman tear them apart?

[На башне св. Сто сорока шести мучеников пробила полночь]Или с такой?

In this story, a cartographer who was blessed by the gods is forced to work with a righteous beastmaster. What starts as contempt becomes love - all thanks to someone writing a book. It seems a necromancer will bring them even closer together.

Или душераздирающие сай-фай истории?

In this story, a pious botanist is forced to live with an insane servant. What starts as a professional relationship soon turns into infatuation - all thanks to a birth. What role will a video game addict play in their relationship?

This is a crime caper story. The story is about an android. It takes place aboard a space station used for at a spatial anomoly. The story begins with someone reveals their feelings, climaxes with research being done, and ends with a shopping trip.

А как вам драма из современной жизни?

This is a buddy story with a focus on remorse. The story is about a doctor who is best friends with a jailer. It starts in an automotive plant. The issue of pollution plays a major role in this story.

А это даже похоже на творение человеческого разума:

This story starts in a solar-system-spanning theocracy. In it, a rebellious outlaw attends a social event and meets a salesperson on the run from the law. What starts as detachment unexpectedly turns into obsessive love. Yet, how can a chest being opened tear them apart?

In this story, a biologist who belongs to a mysterious cult is forced to live with an atheistic theologian. What starts as a one-night stand unexpectedly turns into infatuation - all thanks to an education. What role will a rascal play in their relationship?

This is a tale about alienation and man's need for a challenge. The story is about a silly paladin with uncanny abilities. It takes place in a library in a magic-driven domain. The story begins with someone writing in a diary, climaxes with a natural disaster, and ends with a delusion. Magic is fading in power, and that plays an important role in the story.

Мне лично было трудно оторваться. :shy: :shuffle:
Я бы с куда большим удовольствием почитала такое, чем большинство современных книг. Вот эту особенно, причем со слэшем плиз. In this story, a cartographer who was blessed by the gods is forced to work with a righteous beastmaster. What starts as contempt becomes love - all thanks to someone writing a book. It seems a necromancer will bring them even closer together. Хотя кузнец, поклоняющийся запретным богам, тоже многообещающ.
Ха, я практически во всех этих сюжетах автоматом подозревала слэш. :))) С другой стороны, вполне можно потренировать воображение и феминизм, представляя себе прекрасную грозную кузнечиху или отважную изгоя (изгойку?). :)
А это явно какой-то роман Чайны Мьевиля - The story is about a vicious scribe. It takes place on the body of a creature so large people think it's a world. The story climaxes with longing. The role of technology in society is a major element of the story.
Ну, разве что звучит слишком нормально для автора, написавшего это: An inexplicable event has occurred at the British Museum of Natural History — a forty foot specimen of giant squid in formalin has disappeared overnight. Additionally, a murder victim is found folded into a glass bottle. Various groups are interested in getting the squid back, including a naive staff member, a secret squad of London police, assorted religious cults, and various supernatural and mostly dead criminal elements. The wondrous squid represents deity to the Church of Kraken Almighty. Did they liberate their god, or could it have been stolen by a rival cult? The only thing that all agree upon is that the fate of this embalmed kraken is intimately tied to the End of the World.
Вообще, подобные аннотации заставляют меня думать, что все-такие никакие компьютерные генерации не сравнятся с тем, что может зародиться в человеческой голове (в хорошем смысле). :))) Но в плохом, к сожалению, тоже. Но, в любом случае, компьютер по-прежнему только подражает заворотам людских мозгов. :)